I’ve decided that Twitter is the Vaudeville of social media…a string of idiotic one-liners and naughty puns shared between mostly drunken people in the wee hours of a debauch.
So, with that as our premise, I invite you all to follow me on Twitter either directly or via the new widget I placed on the side of my blog page.
On a daily basis, you will be assaulted with mental non-sequiturs, snide comments about local and world news, the odd unitribe (140 character limit doesn’t allow a full diatribe) and general stupidity that only Twitter can provide.
The critics have spoken:
- Dude, you Tweet a lot!
- Jesus, where the hell do you come up with this stuff????? lololololol
- Hahahaha stop, your making me act like a fool in front of these intellectuals. Your tweets are just too funny.
- No, dude, seriously, you Tweet a lot. You need help. Professional help.
Go ahead. Feed my paranoid feelings that I’m being followed.
PS I think I’m only one or two social media connections from bringing down the entire Internet. Mwahahahahahahaha!
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