Ding Dong! The kid’s at school!
Oh, so cool that it’s a rule.
Ding Dong! The little shit’s in school.
Wake up, tiny fool.
Rub your eyes, finish your gruel.
Wake up, you snarky brat, there’s school.
Summer’s done, it’s time to go,
Grab your books before it snows,
Move your ass before the school bell tolls.
Ding Dong! And hidey-ho,
Sing it high, sing it low.
Let’em know, the little shit’s in school!
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