Live your life like there’s no tomorrow…because one day, you’ll be right! (not mine)
Never put off until…
The meaning of Life is only unfathomable to those without a dictionary.
Philosophy is the art of sounding profound while saying things of no practical significance…much like Consulting.
If genius is 99% perspiration and 1% inspiration, have antiperspirants made us idiots?
The quality of mercy is not strained, because it knows to bend at the knees.
Love is like a red, red rose… to get to the good stuff, you have to go through a lot of pricks.
The majority of people outnumber everyone else.
Dentists live hand-to-mouth.
Asking a mute for sound reasoning is like asking the blind to see your point.
Concerns about political correctness never seem to focus on the “correctness” part.
When I want an objective opinion, I’ll talk to my microscope.