Christ on a float?

Okay, so this post was a few weeks in coming, but a few weeks ago, my neighbourhood hosted an Easter parade. Unfortunately, I didn’t know this was going to happen, so I only managed to get shots of the end of the parade.

This was my first Easter parade, so you can only imagine my disappointment when I got to the end and (SPOILER ALERT) it completely lacked a float dedicated to Jesus Christ.

No crucifixion. No stone-covered cave. No ethereal presence floating above a float.

Clearly, the Godling has a thing or two to learn about marketing from Santa Claus.