Every once in a while, I like to pretend I am drunk and come up with something profound. These are some examples:
If you want to change the world, you’ll need a lot of diapers!
I don’t live in the past, but I do have a vacation home there
When all is said and done…why don’t people shut up?!
NEVER SURRENDER! Unless the other guy has a gun and bullets…I mean, geesh, you can always start over later
She wore a slinky dress, and proceeded to fall head-over-heels down the stairs
Do you think the first use of the word “typo” was someone incorrectly keying the word “type”?
Never be pedantic…and by pedantic, I mean, being annoying to people by giving too much attention to minor details or by correcting unim…
That which does not kill you, only makes you paranoid that there might be a second one
Insanity isn’t all it’s cracked up to be
If you can’t tell a book by its cover, why’d you put the bloody title there?
Do words ever fail a mute?
I’ve never been a fan of using grate-protected high-speed rotary blades to generate unidirectional currents of air
I find echoes repeat on me
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