April Fuel’s Day – when gas is half-price at all retailers (particularly taco joints)

April Fall’s Day – when pranksters leave banana peels all over busy downtown streets

April Phallus Day – when everyone gets to be a dick

April Fail’s Day – when the community makes all those stupid videos about stupid ideas

April Fill’s Day – when women named April have sex

April Fell’s Day – when Norman’s daughter April holds a memorial for her dad

April Foal’s Day – when everyone gets to horse around

April Feel’s Day – when everyone on the subway/metro gets handsy

April Phile’s Day – when everyone who loves April won’t shut up about it

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