So, it would appear that I misread the poster at the community center a couple of weeks ago.
Where I thought I was going attend a couples retreat on Eastern philosophies and practices, I had actually signed up for a weekend workshop on:
Introduction to Tantrum Sex
09:00 – 10:00: Blow your own stack!
10:15 – 11:15: Snappy come backs and other hard-to-reach stains
11:15 – 12:30: Spermicidal foaming at the mouth
12:30 – 02:00: Lunch (everybody eats out)
02:00 – 03:00: Tears as a lubricant…for pretty much everything
03:00 – 04:15: Tearing a strip off while riding a brass pole
04:30 – 05:30: Fits…and what to do if it doesn’t
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