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Tag Archives: silly
Hope they was wiseguys
Think I was just called a Scrooge!
A true friend
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Breakdown
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Go with God
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Spider veins?
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Lost & Profound
Every once in a while, I like to pretend I am drunk and come up with something profound. These are some examples:
If you want to change the world, you’ll need a lot of diapers!
I don’t live in the past, but I do have a vacation home there
When all is said and done…why don’t people shut up?!
NEVER SURRENDER! Unless the other guy has a gun and bullets…I mean, geesh, you can always start over later
She wore a slinky dress, and proceeded to fall head-over-heels down the stairs
Do you think the first use of the word “typo” was someone incorrectly keying the word “type”?
Never be pedantic…and by pedantic, I mean, being annoying to people by giving too much attention to minor details or by correcting unim…
That which does not kill you, only makes you paranoid that there might be a second one
Insanity isn’t all it’s cracked up to be
If you can’t tell a book by its cover, why’d you put the bloody title there?
Do words ever fail a mute?
I’ve never been a fan of using grate-protected high-speed rotary blades to generate unidirectional currents of air
I find echoes repeat on me
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Adages and Subtractages
Live your life like there’s no tomorrow…because one day, you’ll be right! (not mine)
Never put off until…
The meaning of Life is only unfathomable to those without a dictionary.
Philosophy is the art of sounding profound while saying things of no practical significance…much like Consulting.
If genius is 99% perspiration and 1% inspiration, have antiperspirants made us idiots?
The quality of mercy is not strained, because it knows to bend at the knees.
Love is like a red, red rose… to get to the good stuff, you have to go through a lot of pricks.
The majority of people outnumber everyone else.
Dentists live hand-to-mouth.
Asking a mute for sound reasoning is like asking the blind to see your point.
Concerns about political correctness never seem to focus on the “correctness” part.
When I want an objective opinion, I’ll talk to my microscope.
On Word, Ho!
The things one thinks of:
What’s another word for “thesaurus”?
I need another thesaurus like I need/want/desire/have use for another/an extraneous/an alternative/a supplementary hole/gap/abyss/chasm in my head/cranium/brain carrier/noggin.
Is Roget merely the thesaurus author’s pseudonym?
Who first put the alphabet in alphabetical order?
Is it true that the letters of the alphabet, in order, spell out the name of a town southeast of Cardiff, Wales that even the locals can’t pronounce?
The word “onomatopoeia” was really an etymologist drunk-dial, right?
Why use a short word when you can use a perfectly viable polysyllabic etymological variant?
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