Simple little post on the endeavour of writing
Militaria
I used to be naive;
Without understanding
Of how things worked;
That men and women
Must, on occasion,
Stand up and say no
To sins of Society
To evils of Man
To pain from Nature.
Uniforms were anathema,
Symbols of unthinking,
Mindless drones of hate,
Warriors of destruction.
But now I am older,
More aware of my world,
And I bow my head
In reverence of lives
Sacrificed, dedicated
To helping the infirm,
Defending the weak,
Lifting the downtrodden.
Apologies for past slights
And eternal gratitude.
- A soldier looks on as his friend enjoys a moment with his child
- Taking a moment to explain Canadian jets
- A soldier surveys the crowd at Toronto’s CNE
- I assume he’s talking to someone and not feeling the after effects of a Cronut Burger
- Next week, he gets to fly the other half of the plane
Photos from the Canadian Armed Forces display at Toronto’s Canadian National Exhibition (CNE) last month.
For my friends who are parents
Ding Dong! The kid’s at school!
Oh, so cool that it’s a rule.
Ding Dong! The little shit’s in school.
Wake up, tiny fool.
Rub your eyes, finish your gruel.
Wake up, you snarky brat, there’s school.
Summer’s done, it’s time to go,
Grab your books before it snows,
Move your ass before the school bell tolls.
Ding Dong! And hidey-ho,
Sing it high, sing it low.
Let’em know, the little shit’s in school!
(Image is property of owner and is used here without permission because I’m old school.)
The Great Chicken Wing Hunt?
So, my friend Mike now has one more movie credit to his name than I do…largely because Mike now has one movie credit. And I would be fine with that except he has no interest in being involved in the movies. He’s a bioinformatics nerd, not a writer, director, actor, camera operator, craft services staff or any of the millions of other possible titles affiliated with movie making. It was his facility with number crunching that got him the credit.
On Sunday, I traveled with Mike to Buffalo, NY—about 2 hours southwest of Toronto—to eat amazingly greezy pizza (yes, I know I spelled “greasy” with two e’s and a z…that’s how greezy it was) at La Nova and to go watch a documentary a college buddy of his made.
Generally, I am not a fan of first-person documentaries, where the director and his or her obsession is the focus of the story. I typically find them boring as I often do not share the mania, and quickly become inured to the constant refrain of “look at me”. I am happy to report, however, that this movie was actually quite pleasant (if not perfect).
The Great Chicken Wing Hunt was the story of one man’s obsession (Matt Reynolds) to find the perfect Buffalo wing. Part history lesson, part personal pilgrimage, part gastronomic nightmare, the documentary had its humble start in the house parties of Matt (an American journalist) and his friends in Bratislava, Slovakia where Matt had introduced the chicken wing to all of his friends. Much to the chagrin of his saint of a girlfriend Lucie, Matt’s cooking hobby fermented into an obsession that led to his quitting his job to pursue the best Buffalo chicken in the world.
Now, I am personally okay with chicken wings and am a fan of the basic Buffalo sauce, which I understand to be a combination of butter, vinegar, Frank’s Red Hot Sauce, garlic, and cayenne pepper, but the idea of dragging a Slovakian film crew and a handful of chicken wing experts around New York State seems a tad ludicrous. And if the documentary is an accurate reflection of what happened on the trip, it was ludicrous. But they did it…gorging themselves on more than 4,000 wings over a 3- to 4-week span.
I won’t go into any further details of the story itself—you can find the trailer online—other than to say that it was pretty entertaining. The group approached the survey very scientifically (thus Mike’s ruddy film credit as statistician) and the debates within the group about what constituted a Buffalo wing occurred with the same earnestness one hears from people discussing Star Wars, Star Trek or which Dr. Who was best.
As one might expect from people eating chicken wings of various heats and flavours for breakfast, lunch and dinner, the search also became a social experiment that slowly grew reminiscent of Lord of the Flies, as Matt dealt with issue after issue, grumble after grumble from crew and wing-nuts alike, not the least of which was his increasingly uncertain girlfriend Lucie. Nicely, though, the film never descends into the reality gong-show it could have…the focus is always on the wings and the search.
If you get the chance—even if you have no idea where Buffalo is, what a chicken wing is (aside from the useless appendage on the bird) or why anyone cares—you should give yourself an opportunity to enjoy a gastronomic giggle at Matt’s expense.
Let’s go to the Ex – Part Two
Okay…so after 4 days without Internet access, here is the remainder of the images from the CNE (following up on Part One).
- The ride seemed like fun when it started
- Hopefully he didn’t break that limb elsewhere in the park
- A young patron takes a break from the heat
- Smiling now, but wait until they’re 100 ft in the air and upside down
- The young girl asks “Is that all you got?”
- Mom was lucky the fun house wasn’t too “fun” for baby
- The youngest one seems ready for anything…mom not so much
- Too tired to walk the length of the park, some take advantage of a ski lift
Flowers
I didn’t bring you flowers today.
I know I usually do on Thursdays,
But that’s just it, the problem,
I usually do on Thursdays.
Flowers have become rote;
Like the sunrise and sunset.
Assumed, ignored, a fact,
Something we take as a given.
And not just by you, you see,
But by me, the florist, the neighbour.
If you don’t get flowers today,
It’s not that I love you any less,
That you have become less important,
But that you are too important for trivia.
Flowers should be special—are special—
Like each and every sunrise and sunset.
They should be adored and admired
Like I adore and admire you every day.
Flowers should make people stop
And smile, and breathe, and think.
Every flower should be a memory
Burned into our brains, triggering
Love, joy, serenity, excitement, bliss.
I didn’t bring you flowers today.
I know I usually do on Thursdays,
But not today.
Today, I brought you feathers.
Let’s go to the Ex – Part One
Every year for two weeks in August, going back to the Ex has nothing to do with trying to rekindle an old flame…or does it?
Ending on Labour Day, the Canadian National Exhibition plays host to families from throughout the Greater Toronto Area, often dragged by parents trying to relive their own childhoods.
At 134 years old, the grand lady is starting to seriously show her age. She struggles every year to keep up with a population that is increasingly more comfortable keeping its head in a Blackberry or iPad.
She’s creaky. She’s doddering. She smells funny. But she’s ours, and I think we’ll keep her for a few more years yet.
Here are some of the people who agree with me.
- A game barker patiently awaits the first suckers
- Dad focuses intently as the family looks on
- The smiles show who’s having fun
- In the bkgd, you can just make out Toronto’s CN Tower
- Straighter hair: The upside of down
- Two minutes in the park and we’re consulting the maps
- Apparently, some of us handle sudden drops better than others
- Young or old, no one ever gets enough of the slide
PS If you want to learn more about old things Canadian, check out this great blog Bite Size Canada by T.K. Morin
Shapes and colours – Toronto style
A seemingly random assortment of images highlighting the unusual and unexpected.
- Kensington residents have interesting ways to express themselves
- A local checks out the interactive art in Toronto’s Distillery District
- Not sure what this says about Kensingtoh, but you can buy a hookah almost anywhere
- An artisan’s shop creates beaded jewelry in the Distillery District
- An interesting architectural trend is non-linear buildings
- I’ll assume the owners are fans of jazz
- A magnificent backdrop for one of the street bands
- The starkness of the black made me think of a topographical map
- Cages sap the will of all living creatures
Summer in the City – Toronto-style
No monsters today, just people taking in the sights and enjoying the beautiful weather on a Sunday afternoon.
- Even the photographer got into the act
- The whine was unmistakable but the only kangaroo was at the meat counter
- Nice little band entertains the crowd
- Catching some rays while thanking the crowd
- This lady was having a grand time with her henna’ed head
- Those rings never stopped moving
- A little over-dressed for street Jenga
- I swear there were 3 other players…but no photos
- Leela and Piper take in the jewelry wares of a vendor
- Didn’t quite get all the letters, but the chains behind the band spell “Kensington”
- The crowd stays well back of a Muay Thai exhibition
- Half the exercise is making the face
- An artist paints his version of a famous National Geographic cover
- Leela and Piper clown on some interactive art in Toronto’s Distillery District
Monstrous Toronto
While wandering the streets of Toronto yesterday with a couple friends, we stumbled through the Kensington Market region in the downtown core, which becomes an urban pedestrian market every Sunday.
At one end, a series of creatures emerged from the overgrown garden of a house, catching my eye and my imagination.
I haven’t been through the artist Moses Kofi’s web site, but offer it (and some of his creations) here for your amusement and intrigue.
- Don’t get too close
- Be careful even in the urban forests
- The devil waits to snare you with its tongue
- Check his web site out to see his other incredible creations
- Faster than he looks, he’s hard to escape
- Predator-like, the creature wields a mighty weapon
PS I am in no way connected with the artist…I just really like his stuff!






















































